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March Planned For Next August Blind Bishop Appointed To See Lingerie Shipment Hijacked-Thief Gives Police The Slip L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide Patient At Death’s Door-Doctors Pull Him Through Latin Course To Be Canceled-No Interest Among Students, Et Al. Diaper

Really Bad (But True And Funny) Headlines

March Planned For Next August

Blind Bishop Appointed To See

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked-Thief Gives Police The Slip

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

Patient At Death’s Door-Doctors Pull Him Through

Latin Course To Be Canceled-No Interest Among Students, Et Al.

Diaper Market Bottoms Out

Croupiers On Strike-Management: “No Big Deal”

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails-Fans Protest

 Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Women’s Movement Called More Broad-Based

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Fund Set Up for Beating Victim’s Kin

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar War Dims Hope For Peace

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn’t Seen For Years

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