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WOMAN has MAN in it\u2026  
FEMALE has MALE in it\u2026
MADAME has ADAM in it\u2026
MENtal Illness   
MENtal Breakdown  
GUYnecologist       <\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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MRS. has MR. in it\u2026
SHE has HE in it\u2026

MENstrual Cramps
MENopause
HISterectomy<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

A Woman\u2019s Random Thoughts<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “Sometimes I just forget to eat.” You know\u2014I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, my keys\u2014but I’ve never forgotten to eat. You must be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She has 14 kids, but she doesn’t give a damn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn\u2019t all that communicative\u2026 but I heard from it the other day after I said, “Body, how’d you like to go to the six o’clock class in vigorous toning?” Clear as a bell my body said, “Listen, bitch… do it and die.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That\u2019s my idea of a perfect day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I know what Victoria’s Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men spend thinking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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